So, May I begin with something like "Hi everyone" and continue by saying "I'm French" and of course "be welcomed".
But I won't.

Nope.

I think the first thing you have to know about me is that I'm a pervert who likes particulary talking about sex along the day.
No, that's a lie.

The truth is that I'm a "délicate" person, realy sensitive about what happening in the world, for example, next year I leave Franc to go to Africa and save little children from starvation.
Erhm, Again, it's a lie.

Okay, so I think I should stop now, before you get bored by my... Whatever it is...

MrsSimply.